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. Two people eat, a bowl of mustard on the table. One that is sweet, scooped up a spoonful of full into his mouth, tears immediately. Though he closed his mouth didn't say a word. The friend ask what happened. He said to my dad, years ago today he hanged himself. Friends to comfort him. Also dished out a full spoon into his mouth, sudden tears. The first pretended to ask: how do you also cry? The friend say: your father died so miserable!

. When the math class when I didn't even read the title, teachers and students with excellent grades frantically exchange between two people, and then after successfully solve in many ways, I think it is my home have two dogs, they call every day listening to, but don't know what they were saying, and feel very bad.

. Is student driver, coach is a clown, a male student a little stupid, the student's father is an acquaintance with coach. Practice when male classmate old error on the road, the coach nasty, roared: why are you so stupid, your dad is more clever than you. Classmates wondered, my dad didn't student driver, does your zha know he's smart, how do I don't think he's smart. Coach continued to shout, not smart CARDS can be so fine, you pay the fees that he would have to win back.

. An elephant at the zoo died and administrators in next to crying! Tourists said, he must be very like the elephant, so the elephant died. A man who know said: & other; No, according to the rules, he is going to dig a grave for the elephant.

. The flat mountain tea with the old monk. I said: I'm not put some things, not put some people. He said: nothing is not put. I said, but I must put down. He said: you are not like drinking tea, just give me a cup and then pour hot water into it, has been down to the hot water overflow. True nima sore, I put a pot of boiling water poured on the old monk head & hellip; Police comrade, all process is such, is his hot me first.