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. A man of beauty chat up way: & other; Today the rain is really big! ”

beauty response: & other; Yeah! ”

man, & other; This is because the nature of your mouth water. ”

beauty stared at the man and said: & other; The wind is so to speak, just scrape nature toward you fart?

. Guards at a prisoner shouted, & other; Hello, your wife is here to see you. ”

the prisoner asked, & other; Which one? ”

the guards shouted: & other; What, which one? ! Your boy has a few wife? ”

the prisoner injustice of say: & other; I am a committed bigamy.

. A female nocturnal home, met a strong man, victimhood!

back home, the female determined to divorce with her husband!

the husband don't understand, ask: & other; Why? ”

wife resent replied, & other; Today I calculate eye-opening! You this man is a man?

. There is a little boy named niu niu, there is a little girl named niu. At the age of years old, niu niu niu. One day, come to niu niu niu to play. Niuniu knock on the door, and said: & other Niu, I came to see you play! ” Niu said & other; My mother won't let me see others in his pyjamas. ” Niuniu said & other; Then I go. ” Niuniu just took three steps, listen to niu rang to & other; A: hello! Niuniu, come back, I took off my pajamas!

. On one occasion, muhammad ali to a grand party. During the dinner, the host gave him a pianist is introduced. A pianist humorously said: & other; We are peers, are in hand to make a living! ” Answer: ali & other; And you are good, you don't have a scar.